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Lessons in Logic

نویسنده :جواد مهریان
تاریخ:یکشنبه 25 مهر 1389-01:10 ب.ظ

Lessons in Logic

 

 


If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.


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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

The problems with GUYS :

 

 

 



If u

TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;


If u

Don't , he says u are PROUD .


If u

DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;


If u

Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .


If u

ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;


If u keep

QUIET , he says u have no B RAINS .


If u are

SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE ;


If he's

Smarter than u, he is GREAT .


If u don't

L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;


If u

Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


 


If he

SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


If u

BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;


If he

BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


If u

SMOKE , u are BAD girl;


If he

S MOKES , he is GENTLEMAN .


If u do

WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;


If he does

WELL , it's BRAINS .


If u

HURT him, u are CRUEL ;


If he

HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE !!


&

sooo hard to please !!!!!

 


 

 




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چهارشنبه 18 مرداد 1396 11:37 ق.ظ
This blog was... how do I say it? Relevant!! Finally I've found something which helped me.
Thanks a lot!
BHW
شنبه 12 فروردین 1396 12:43 ب.ظ
Greetings! Very useful advice in this particular article! It
is the little changes which will make the most significant changes.

Thanks a lot for sharing!
 
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